Varsity Holidays

Isn't it fascinating that the only people that get holidays during the semester are first years and the dopers. The reason for this is not discrimination it is purely because these fortunate souls have the impression that a holiday/study-break, such as the up and coming Easter-Break, are actual holidays.
The rest of us, especially as you get higher on the ladder of academic insanity, have so much work to do so much so that even if we fart in the direction of our PC/PStation we are already behind schedule.
As it stands today I have three major essays due on the 6th and early estimates place total word count at well over 10,000. This is not to mention my long over due research project that needs me to do interviews with a variety of 'old' people then transcribe and compile my findings.

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